Friday, November 9, 2012

Best Email of the Year

My "boss" just sent out this email.  It should give you a look into teacher world:

"In professional development we discussed that we were running 1st quarter grades for 2 weeks.  I have had a lot of questions about it.  Some teachers must not have listened.   I realize my mistake so at the end of this email I will do a little formative assessment.  If you score a 0, 1, or 2 you will need to report to my office after school for some reteaching. 

I ran 2nd term grades yesterday, and "Bob" and I decided that 2 weeks was too long, and that starting Monday we would run 2nd quarter grades.  I was going to put it in the weekly bulletin, but some of you are very impatient so I sent out this email.

Formative assessment

1.        Where was the info given out for plus time schedules.   A. faculty meeting  B.  posted on the faculty restrooms. C. web site  D. Prof Devel

2.       Where should you meet if you don’t pass this quiz           A. my office        B. "Bob’s" office   C.  "Toommer’s" office   D.  the middle of 7th West

3.       Teachers listen ______ than students.  A. better  B.  worse  C.  the same  D.  huh

4.       What does the term there is a storm approaching mean.  A.  I should have raked my leafs.  B.  I should have brought a jacket  C.  Oh I get it.

By the way there is a storm approaching.  Have a good weekend."
 
I've changed some names to protect the "not so innocent."  Best email ever... I'm still laughing.

1 comment:

Ali Jo Heusser said...

This is not real? hhahaha what the? that is freaking hilarious. it made me laugh